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S.G. Browne
Author
Branded
S.G. Browne, author
Sixteen-year-old Starbucks is a second-generation sponsee in Life Sponsorship, the worldwide program that provides financial assistance to parents in exchange for the naming rights to their children. Beholden to the contract his parents signed before he was born, Starbucks begrudgingly fulfills his contractual obligations while attending Dunkin’ Donuts High with his friends PepsiCo, Subway, and Kellogg’s—upon whom Starbucks has a not-so secret crush. Things start to get complicated for Starbucks when he crosses Papa John’s, the star middle-linebacker and campus sociopath who gets his kicks harassing Pats—students whose sponsorship has been revoked and who are scorned for their societal transgressions. As Wannabes, Starbucks and his friends are lower on the high school social ladder than Blue Chips and Untouchables, but anything’s better than the stigma that comes with being a Pat. But after a trio of Pats comes to his rescue, Starbucks begins to question the inequities of Life Sponsorship. When he meets an Unwashed brother and sister who were born without a sponsor, Starbucks becomes intrigued by their unsponsored souls and embarks on a journey of self-discovery that will lead him to embrace his own unique identity—one that doesn’t come wrapped up in a slogan, logo, or a registered trademark.
Plot/Idea: 9 out of 10
Originality: 10 out of 10
Prose: 10 out of 10
Character/Execution: 10 out of 10
Overall: 9.75 out of 10

Assessment:

Plot/Idea: Browne creates a metaphor for the unique way adolescents navigate social settings in this entertaining novel, following 16-year-old Starbucks, branded from birth in the name of financial assistance, and his group of similarly-branded friends—Kellogg's, PepsiCo, and Subway. YA readers will revel in the story's subtle humor and unspoken social rules.

Prose: Browne has a flair for understanding adolescent angst—the importance of a reputation, the feelings behind being excluded, and the joy of acceptance from peers. Readers will relate to the characters' travails, and the witty prose makes this all the more enjoyable.

Originality: Cleverly executed, Branded will help YA readers recognize and understand adolescent cliques—and mirrors their presence in adult society as well. 

Character/Execution: Branded is built on a variety of characters, and Browne makes their brands a metaphor, in many ways, for their individual personalities. Starbucks is a lively, engaging teenager—at turns sarcastic, at others thoughtful—who plays the role of accepting others for who they truly are, instead of who their brand tells them to be.

Date Submitted: August 26, 2024

Quarter Finalist

Plot/Idea: 9 out of 10
Originality: 10 out of 10
Prose: 9 out of 10
Character/Execution: 10 out of 10
Overall: 9.50 out of 10

Assessment:

Plot/Idea: Sixteen-year-old Starbucks, a junior at Dunkin’ Donuts High school, is plagued by all the normal teenage problems: he’s got a crush on Kellogg’s, but she’s already dating Subway; despite his corporate sponsor (and namesake) Starbucks, he’s not allowed to drink coffee; and he’s struggling to go along with the social bullying that’s supposed to be an accepted part of his world. 

Prose: The prose is witty and entertaining, full of sociocultural references and contemporary slang that will resonate with young adult readers.

Originality: Browne has constructed an immersive world where kids are named after their corporate sponsor and spend the better part of their childhood promoting that sponsor’s products—and judging their peers’ sponsorships at the same time.

Character/Execution: The author crafts believable characters, particularly the first-person narrator, Starbucks, who plays a perfect sarcastic, relatable teenager struggling to navigate his way through typical high school problems—romantic affairs, friendship hassles, and the internal anxiety that comes from existing in a world that’s based on an unrelenting pressure to fit in.

Date Submitted: August 09, 2023

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