Little Humphry, a good boy from the small town of Bethlahoom, finds himself the target of a diabolic drug-lord. Mistaking the cartel leader for an evil wizard, he nobly wanders into the world of crime to save his town from dark magic. After joining forces with a manipulative pimp and a small-time dealer, his principles are tested by the tasty fruits of crime. As he slowly begins recognizing the folly of his ways, he must sacrifice everything to atone for his sins and save Bethlahoom from its true villain.