Rich Bstrrd, a washed-up hyper-jump pilot turned unlikely CEO of a crumbling fizzy drinks empire, is in over his head. His company, B.E.L.C.H., is in freefall thanks to a new, unpronounceable beer from a far-off planet. Desperate to avoid total ruin, Rich hatches a scheme involving a dubious virus, a crew of half-sober aliens, and a hasty escape from furious investors and vengeful Venusians. What follows is a chaotic, laugh-out-loud adventure through the galaxy, where cosmic mishaps and absurd encounters await at every turn.